(Munch, munch, munch.)
I hate my life.  (Munch.)
I can't stand my  job. (Crunch.)
I  hate that I can't stop eating.  (Aomm. Munch, crunch, munch.)
I  feel unable to do anything that would give me pleasure.(Oo, a big  chocolate covered nut. Numm.) 
I am powerless to change anything for  myself or to help people. (Smack the lips.)
I don't know what to do  with my life, but sit here and eat at my desk at work. (Yummy.)
Could  I change? (Inhaling a breath, pausing mid-crunch.)
What would I  change and what would I change to?  (Takes hand out of bag of choco-snax  to put a artificially sweet finger on the chin.)
I guess I could  encourage others not to eat so much, and maybe talk about why we hate  our jobs.
(looks down at the bag.)
Nah, I do that  anyway.  How is that different than any other day?  (shoves a hand in  the bag and takes out a palm full of snax.)
 
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